A zany, wholesome, hilarious musical revue presented by the Little Sisters of Hoboken, Nunsense is a heavenly delight! This production is directed by Bob Frame, with musical direction by Mickey Kringer, and choreography by faculty of Absolute Dance.

Auditions will take place at 7:00 P.M. on April 16 and 17 at Absolute Dance Studio in Fingerlakes Mall in Auburn. Please enter at the “EVENT CENTER” entrance located at the back of the mall.

Please prepare a 30-60 second comic monologue (memorized is nice but not required), and prepare a Broadway style, light and fun song at least 16 measures. Bring sheet music in your key. You will also be asked to learn a simple dance routine. Please wear appropriate shoes (no flip flops)

There are roles for five nuns (all characters must present female). Character descriptions and vocal ranges are as follows:

Sister Mary Regina (Mother Superior). – Head of the convent, respected greatly by the sisters. While strict, she has a hard time keeping the craziness of the convent at bay. Keeps her guard up in front of the sisters but has an extroverted side. Part requires some very physical humor and light dancing. Voice part: Mezzo/Belter; Range: G below Middle C to High F.

Sister Mary Hubert – She is in charge of the novices but fancies herself a Mother Superior & is in constant competition with Mary Regina. She exudes maternal wisdom to the novices but also likes to let loose. Light Dancing/ tap. Gospel singing style is a plus.  Voice part: Mezzo/Belter; Range:  G below Middle C to High F. 

Sister Robert Ann – Once child delinquent herself, this rough tough nun is a jokester & constantly challenging authority. She speaks with a thick Brooklyn accent & constantly displays her lack of refinement.  Light Dancing/ tap. Voice part: Mezzo/Belter;  Range: G below Middle C to High F.

Sister Mary Amnesia – As the name suggests, she has lost her memory & does not know who she is except that she is a nun. She is spacey & incoherent, often slipping into displays inappropriate for a nun. Light Dancing/ tap. Must be able to sing in classical & country styles. Voice part: 1st Soprano/Belter;  Range: G below Middle C to High B (opt. C#).

Sister Mary Leo – The novice nun, still learning the way & coming to terms with her decision to give up “civilian life”. She is a ballerina & displays her talents through much of the show. She is easily swayed to join in the mischief.  Ballet (on Pointe where possible) Tap. Voice part: Mezzo/Belter; Range: G below Middle C to High G.